The Grinch stole the last, most expensive Christmas ball from the main tree in Whoville. Locked inside this ball is all the liquidity of Christmas.
"HOLD THE BALL OR RUIN XMAS"
"Caught red-handed... but he doesn't care!"
Look at him! He looks pleased, doesn't he? And why wouldn't he, with $GBALL in his hands.
This isn't just a Christmas ornament. It's the key to saving your deposit. The Grinch took it to protect it from dumps and Jeets.
In this game, the main thing is to hold tight. If you drop $GBALL, the Grinch will take the scraps.
Like any ball, we bounce from the bottom. Only our bounce goes to the Moon!
The Grinch is recruiting a team for his league. Only Diamond Hands, no crybabies.
"GRINCH IS READY!"
The moment of truth. The Grinch is ready to launch the ball so high that Santa will be envious.
The Grinch sneaks into Pump.fun and steals all liquidity into one giant ball. The legend begins.
The ball picks up speed. Raydium listing. We smash through all barriers on the way to market cap.
Total victory. The ball strikes out the Jeets. We fly to the Moon, and the Grinch has the last laugh.
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."